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February 7, 2010

A New Song!

Hey Gang,
Here's a new song I just finished recording. It's called "What Were You Thinking, Jerry Lee?" about the great early rocker Jerry Lee Lewis, who ruined his career by marrying a girl who was not only 13 years old and his cousin, but he had not divorced his previous wife at the time. Here's the link to my myspace page which contains the song. Just click on this link) or paste it in your browser) and scroll to the bottom and give it a listen.
http://www.myspace.com/danmargaritamusic
Dan

 

A New Song!

Hey Gang,
Here's a new song I just finished recording. It's called "What Were You Thinking, Jerry Lee?" about the great early rocker Jerry Lee Lewis, who ruined his career by marrying a girl who was not only 13 years old and his cousin, but he had not divorced his previous wife at the time. Here's the link to my myspace page which contains the song. Just click on this link) or paste it in your browser) and scroll to the bottom and give it a listen.
http://www.myspace.com/danmargaritamusic
Dan

 

January 25, 2010

The Gang That Couldn’t Vote Straight

You may have heard that Massachusetts’s voters recently elected Scott Brown to fill the seat left vacant by the passing of Senator Ted Kennedy. It was in most of the papers.

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January 11, 2010

Great Balls of Fire!

By now you’ve probably heard that a Nigerian man on a flight landing in Detroit on Christmas Day, attempted to detonate a bomb sown into his underwear, which may explain why prior to boarding your plane you may now be asked, “Is that a bomb in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?”

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December 31, 2009

Happy New Year!

Hey Gang,

From all of us here at danmargarita.com, Betty, Veronica, Shaggy & Scooby, want to wish you all a Happy New Year. One last song from me for the year and decade, it's a Bob Dylan song----which I wrote (last week, no less). It's called "Talkin' Bob Dyaln's Vocal Blues" and in it, I attempt to sing in every style which Dylan did over the years. Here's a link:
http://www.myspace.com/danmargaritamusic

 

December 28, 2009

2009: The Year in Review

The year 2009 is about to conclude, which means it’s time for me to once again do my annual year in review, which I do every year, hence the word “annual” (like that joke).

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December 21, 2009

This Just In…

This just in...The Grinch has been sent to The Hague to be tried for "Crimes against Whomanity."

 

December 15, 2009

Reindeer Games

“You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen; Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen. But do you recall, the most famous reindeer of all?” (Here’s a hint, it isn’t “Adolph”).

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December 10, 2009

Kinda Pregnant

Hello All,

After some prodding, I dug an old song out of the vault and recorded it. It's called "Kinda Pregnant" and it's about seeing things as not being cut & dry or black & white. Here it is for your listening pleasure (I hope).
Peace, love and understanding,
Dan
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November 30, 2009

Tiger Not Out of The Woods

Okay, sorry about the bad pun, but let’s get right to it. Tiger Woods is certainly not the first guy to be chased out of his house at 2:00 A.M. by his wife with a golf club, just the most famous.

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November 17, 2009

Dawn Knotts

LOS ANGELES----The city...Los Angeles. My name's Margarita. I carry a notebook.

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